Wednesday, July 6, 2011

My players are hilarious! Use of "movie guy voice"

From K:

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> Date: Tue, 5 Jul 2011 20:26:48 -0700 
> Subject: Re:  new RPG campaign - PC assignment 
> From: K 
> To: PFDM 

> sweet! 

> A. is thinking half-elf druid, which got me thinking that maybe it 
> is time we paid more than lip-service to the long-lived races in these 
> campaign worlds. 

> I mean, we have elves running with us all the time and almost never 
> acknowledge that they are OLD. 

> So, if I'm a Forlorn elf with a thing for humans who is say 133 years 
> old (still quite young), it would be totally possible that I have a 23 
> year-old half-elf son. Perhaps the father was often away because honor 
> or duty demanded it (still need to work out what I do for a living), so 
> they aren't particularly close, but was still around enough that there 
> isn't genuine animosity between them. The mother, now 38, has fallen 
> ill with the mysterious illness, giving us both a reason to give a 
> shit. 

> Or put another way..... 

> <movie guy voice> 
> In a world ravaged by a mysterious illness, a father and son must 
> overcome their differences if they are to save the woman they both 
> love... 
> </movie guy voice> 

> <cut to quick cut scenes of crazy shit happening against the 
> spectacular landscape of New Zealand, with lots of fire! fire! and 
> close ups of creepy monsters> 

> what do you think? 



LOVE THIS!
i am a lucky, lucky DM

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